Last week, 6th graders at Northeast Middle built a Christian cross at recess near the soccer "field" by the woods, and then destroyed it. Over the course of the entire school week, they attempted to build a cross out of a wooden post and bark, tying the two together using grass. One particular individual, Timur (Tim) Sharafutdinov, a student originally from Eurasia (a proposed continent which is a mix of Europe and Asia) who is not Christian, opposed the construction of the cross, hitting it with his lunch box during the first day of construction. Eventually, the construction team decided that bark wouldn't work, so they opted for a stick instead. Construction was completed around Thursday-Friday of that week, and it survived the weekend. However, on Monday, Tim destroyed the cross with his bare hands, and then threw the pieces into the woods. NEMS students described his actions as "based"
On Monday, September 18th, a kid on team Believe got his Chromebook taken away after playing a game on his Chromebook called "John F. Kennedy Assassination Simulator" in the third period of the day. However, teachers caught wind of this, and the Chromebook was taken away for a week. Considering that Northeast is a government operated school, the student is lucky that he didn't get his Chromebook taken away for longer. For those who are unaware, John F. Kennedy was the 35th United States president who was assassinated on Friday, November 22, 1963.
Recently, NEMS 6th graders have been using the absolutely horrendous tasting cheese sticks to their advantage in ranged weaponry. They have been throwing the cheese sticks at other students, primarily on the bus. They use the cheese sticks provided by the cafeteria. We've got reports of people stealing cheese sticks and then providing them to students. These "dealers" tend to lay low and prefer to stay anonymous. This story will be updated as we obtain more information.
Despite the homepage of our website saying we manufacture cheese sticks and are involved in the guerrilla warfare business, Banana Industries would like to clarify that they did not participate in any of these activities.
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Okay, so apparently 119 people visited this website in the last seven days? Doubt. I mean, we literally got people coming in from Singapore, Australia, Russia, and Thailand according to the data. My guess? 45 actual NEMS people have visited this website. Not much, but still a big improvement over the 25 we had before.