On Friday, September 22nd, 6th grade believe student Timur (Tim) Sharafutdinov, who is making his second appearance on this newspaper (that’s actually crazy) absolutely soaked a black dude with his water bottle at dismissal after a near fight occurred in PE, the 8th/last period of the day. The water bottle incident occurred around here:
According to our primary sources, the incident occurred after Tim got mad that some kids in PE were just horsing around and not packing up to go inside because he wanted to go home. So, Tim tried to take the football away from said black guy who Tim would later soak. Then, the black guy and his friends got mad at Tim, so they started taking the hat off his head and throwing it. This continued for the rest of the period. Then, as Tim was walking out of the building, the black guy got his hat again and then, Tim hit the guy in the head with his water bottle, causing the cap of the water bottle, which was slightly unscrewed, to pretty much explode, and soak the guy with water. Jamie Izo, the gifted education program teacher whose classroom is right outside where the incident occurred, caught wind of this and brought Tim into her room for questioning. Then, Tim was escorted out of the building, and went home.
If you look on Flex and go to the purple, blue and green activity buses, in the description of the event you see this:
In case you can’t see straight, the picture above says “Students who live…”. Other buses like the red, orange and car rider options don’t say anything, and the pink bus description says “Students who r”. Not sure what that means. Now, I don’t know about you, but this raises a lot of questions. Can Parkway be trusted?
*This story isn’t saying that Parkway is killing children, and really it’s more of a joke. If you try to analyze why it says “Students who live…”, the answer becomes clear.
Last week during lunch, students unexpectedly had to witness the absolute dumpster fire that was the “lunch incident”. An ELA teacher, who we identified as Elena Huddleston, got fed up that students wouldn’t respond to 6th grade assistant principal Sharleta Williams’s call and response, and thus, the “Shut Up of September'' occurred. Huddleston began intimidatingly shouting at specific students who were talking and making fun of her, as the entire room became silent. The “Shut Up of September” worked, and kids were able to get their lunch.
This is Elena Huddleston, who caused the “Shut Up of September”.
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