Last week, some white kid brought the head of a mannequin to school, and put it in his hoodie. It ended up looking like this:
The kid who brought it to school walked into the school with it on, and went to get breakfast. Then, he took it off, which provided a superb opportunity for another white kid to knock it out of the hoodie kid’s hands. The white kid who knocked it out of the guy’s hands then proceeded to run down the hall, yelling “Hit and run! Hit and run!”. In response, the hoodie kid picked up the head, put it back in his hoodie, and ran after the kid who knocked it down. Fortunately for the white kid who knocked it down, the hoodie kid got stopped by a teacher while running, and the kid who knocked it down got away.
Yeah, you read that right. One of the members of Banana Industries was snooping around for no reason in particular, and came across the TikTok and YouTube accounts of principal Kevin Martin. Martin’s TikTok handle is @kevinmartin364 . Here’s our proof that it’s his account:
As you can see in the photo, that is indeed the face of Kevin Martin, and in the bottom right corner you can see that the handle is @kevinmartin364
Last week, the “Thermonuclear War” between the kickball people and the soccer people worsens, as a soccer person attempts to throw it downhill into the trees by the soccer “field” so that it goes missing. The soccer people got a hold of the kickball early so that they could unleash their devious plan. As the kickball people approached to get the kickball, the soccer person who had the ball threw it into the trees in an attempt to get payback for all the times that the kickball people stole the kickball from the soccer people. Unfortunately for the soccer people, they were able to get the kickball back.